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    戏里大丑的角色是丑到家了,石建民天生一个丑,前额头伸出可以当雨伞,后脑勺伸出可以当路标。鹰钩鼻子,三角眼,八字眉下大颧骨,狗嘴猴下巴!丑到家了!

    那年中国最伟大的人去世了,全县人在体育场默默站立,只有大丑站不住,晕倒在地,别人以为他哭晕了,也有人以为他身体不好,其实,是他老婆从长安来了,虚脱了。

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    每天中午,他借了一把二胡,在书记的窑洞前拉出伐木的锯声,原来,他要书记把他的女娃收成剧团的学员,书记说,你看你那女娃,正事啥种结啥瓜,你丑可以演丑角,你女丑能演个啥!就因这句伤了大丑的心,开始报复,戴一顶草帽,一幅墨镜遮住丑的无比的脸,脖子上搭一条羊肚子白毛巾,二郎腿担着,坐一把破木椅,把个二胡拉出复仇的锯木声!

    改革开放,你像春天的小草,发芽了!没有见过的老戏【趟马】,就是拿一个马鞭,在舞台走出一套马走路的样子,硬是走了半小时!大丑可以演大花脸了!就是可以在舞台把自己的一生所学,表演的像火一样燃烧!名角的最高表现便是搭班子,就是可以调到好的剧团!石老师期盼的电报来了,可以去甘肃剧团当团长了,只见石老师进门一个背向床砸去,两只黑棉窝窝棉鞋飞向天花板,嗵嗵两响,又掉在地上!好心情一定伴随好的行为!At

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    石老师的脸盆是三用盆,早上脸盆,晚上尿盆,中午和面盆!他的面是世界上最好吃的面!我有幸吃过他的一碗面,香了我一生!

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